Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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