You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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