So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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