She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize