Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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