i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
