actually, I'm a sock model
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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