Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
two words...techno handjob
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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