is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
40s are totally the cure
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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