i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
a search helicopter?!
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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