road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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