everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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