Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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