What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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