Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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