Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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