Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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