Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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