Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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