just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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