hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'd cum for enchiladas.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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