I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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