I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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