apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
