i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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