Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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