I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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