So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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