what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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