the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
