My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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