party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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