If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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