Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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