This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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