in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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