OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
