Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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