Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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