put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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