So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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