Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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