you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
True strength comes from lack of pants
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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