She said her name was "party"
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
