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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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