My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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