how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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