how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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