i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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