Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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