Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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