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what?
penguin condom
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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