there's paper in my vomit.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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