I wish i was in the wii world.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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