I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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